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Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.
(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
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A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.
Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.
A woven bag like object used to keep heat within a turbine housing of a turbo.
“Hey man where did you get that heat bag?”
“Jeez man I melted my carbon hood, I need a good heat bag!”
One of the best songs of all time!
Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
When a girl is trying to flirt with you but she doesn’t make it obvious so she sounds more like she’s just simply giving a random compliment.
Girl: “I really like your chalk bag.”
Guy: “Thanks…”
Girl, thinking about it later: Why didn’t he flirt back?
Guy, thinking about it later: That girl was nice for giving me a chalk bag compliment.