shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

21👍 6👎

Mexican turd face

When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped

Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face

6👍 32👎

Got hit in the face with a coconut

Had a real kick-ass time.

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.

7👍 1👎

Butt lickin teste face

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.

Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you

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Big Black Pecker Face

something that is ugly, black and has a pecker lodged into their face.

"Hey big black pecker face!!!"

8👍 1👎

stuff your face

wen a guy cums all over ur face and u swallow...

i want u to stuff my face, bob... come on... do it...

9👍 54👎

that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.

Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.

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