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When you fart and theres a nickel up your butt
Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!
Fart Nickel Butt
When the toilet paper sticks to your balls, and your hand keeps going and you end up whiping your ass with your palm.
Damn.. that paper in the Porta john gave me a butt palm.
A floatation devise in China that they use to get through a girls vagina
“Rico pass me the titty butt I’m about ready to get through her omg I’m through”
This act involves 3 people.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.
Hey, we're in a snowy alpine setting...why don't we try a Kodiak butt plug?
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when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
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An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.
Tarantulas Spinnerets
My Tarantula is using her butt Fingers to web her burrow.