When a person cums and queefs at the same time.
Oh Aidan! You've just butt splunged again.
someone who always be eating shit. like this person could be walking on the clearest path and trip on their face.
"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"
When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".
Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???
Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
To pull down your pants and bare ass fart directly into somebody's face.
Yo Francois, David just butt-futted me so fucking hard I saw his butt cheeks vibrate.
When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.
Person 1: I had a Kame Butt Blast the other day.
Person 2: You need medical help
When you have sexual intercourse with two women of Japanese decent, while having anal sex with one, and the other juggles your balls, the women switch positions multiple times
During my trip to Japan, I participated in a Japanese butt circus, please don’t tell my wife.