Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"
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What is snooki's real name? Cunt baby fuck face
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The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse
Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.
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Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.
"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"
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Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.
I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.
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the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp
i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!
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Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)
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