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Squishy Face Retard

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped

"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt baby fuck face

Snooki's real name.

What is snooki's real name? Cunt baby fuck face

by s9359 November 21, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 14, 2018

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Face like a beekeeper's glove

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

by TeamBPR July 14, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

by TMaq February 7, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


face like a smacked arse

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp

i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!

by fluffkins March 25, 2004

57๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your Face Goes Here

Suck my dick

Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)

by $e9a May 19, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž