V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head
#1: yeah me and my girl split up
#2: What why you two wee so good together
#1: She turned out to be a V bag.
#2: man tough break
V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.
"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"
Jack a guy off into a condom, tie it up into a nice little package, pop that into his arse, and send him off with a pat on the bottom.
My date last night was fantastic, and I even got to take home a reverse doggy bagging!
bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid
jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing
jessica: ugh fine!
when you dropping logs the doo doo water slaps up on your nutsack
Mannnn, Ryan and Joe are playing shit swords, you know they boxers gonna stink when they cover their stink bags.
When the runt of the litter short guy goes over and teabags the bigger foe to display how much of a bitch he is
Yo jimmy look! That guy just got Frodo-bagged
A booty bag is a bag that may secure the booty or perhaps when you are in your bag but you could really use some booty.
He's got a great booty bag.
I'm in my booty bag.