It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
When you tilt a bag of chips back so you can eat it without your hands. This results in bag curse which is closely related to zorn sack.
“Omg bro you were so hungry you just got bag curse”
A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.
For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"
Hold on while I bag back into this spot.
Hey playboy bag back right quick I need to get by you.
The act of rapidly fisting your partners asshole as fast as you can.
Yo Johnny, I was Speed-bagging this girl last night, She loved it.
The act of two women embracing ex hugging or scissoring and their clits randomly touch, bouncing of each other, resembling the sound of punching a speed bag
When Tina hugged Sue their clits were speed bagging so much it sounded like someone kicked the spring door stop!