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Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)

The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."

by Juanky A. June 4, 2014

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five pillars of islam

Faith
prayer
charity
fasting
pilgrimage to Mecca

the five bases of the Islamic faith: shahada (confession of faith), salat (prayer), zakat (almsgiving), sawm (fasting, especially during the month of Ramadan), and hajj (the pilgrimage to Mecca) ::dictionary.com

five pillars of Islam consist of 5 factors believed by muslims in order to become a better person.

by howudoinn March 29, 2018

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Vancouver's fourth pillar problem

An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.

Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"

by christianc February 16, 2010

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Battle Pillars

The Best game on the face of the earth.

HOLY SMOKES!!!! HE HAS BATTLE PILLARS!!!!! I WANT TO BE HIS FREIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BurhanEBilgen January 19, 2023


Smoking pillar

Enjoying a wank and a joint at the same time

*Peter expelled his load and slumped back in his chair toking on his joint* "Fuck me that was a good smoking pillar~"

by Plasma Sonico Boom October 19, 2019


Pillar Men

my boyfriends.

not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends

by snowumbrella August 27, 2023


Pillar of Garbage

The good kind of British

β€œYeah, he’s British, but in Pillar of Garbage way”

by TSDennis November 28, 2022