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A statuesque and exceedingly thin woman who accompanies a narcissistic, divorced, or unconfident man on outings. Like arm candy, but with plastic surgery and gold heels. She will never be his trophy wife, however. That's not how she rolls.
-Hey, is Doug's divorce final yet?
-Yeah, and he's bringing his new trophy skeleton to the club tonight. She's gotta be a foot taller than he is.
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When a celebrity adopts a baby from an impoverished country.
Much like a trophy wife or husband, this baby is usually a symbol of status. And like the other spouse in the relationship, the purpose of the parent is to provide money and luxurious goods.
Me: Dude, Brangelina have a plethora of Trophy Babies!
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Jack: Who is that cute black kid Madonna is holding?
Jill: OHEMGEE, THAT'S HER NEW TROPHY BABY!
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A "Trophy Ex" is the term given to an ex boyfriend or girlfriend, who is bragworthy after the breakup. Their hotness is so superior to the average boyfriend or girlfriend that one will continue to speak of them as "the one" ex that got away.
I used to date Pamela Anderson back in the day...she was my Trophy Ex. I will never have one at that level again!!!
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A person who's biggest accomplishment in life is being the sperm that won.
I can't believe how stupid he is, fucking cum trophy.
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A lab or group partner for a school project chosen purely for their superficial beauty. Usually unitelligent and always unhelpful, the trophy partner is the school equivalent to a trophy wife.
Yeah, she's only a trophy partner.
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A thong (or any other piece of underwear) given as a gift from a girl to her boyfriend or sex partner. The man takes great pride in this garment, hence the name "trophy" thong.
Kyle has a huge stash of trophy thongs under his bed.
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sock that a man masturbates into without washing enough times that it can stand on it's own like a trophy.
Jimmy finally got his reward for jacking off so many times. Now a trophy sock sits on his dresser
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