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Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.
There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour
A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.
Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!
A woman from a war zone that you want to, intend to, or have married.
"Damn! That Ukrainian woman would make a fine ass Bomb Bride!"
A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.
Guy one-Did you bang May last night?
Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.
Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.
Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.
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Person from India. Derives from when an Indian man (or his family) douses his wife with kerosene, gasoline, or other flammable liquid, and sets the woman alight (Wikipedia). Usually done by a man to get rid of his wife without dishonouring himself through divorce.
"Hey! Bride burner! Don't jump the queue!"
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The stripes one makes in someones hair who has been giving "good oral" to a guy and he spends himself in their hair.
I pulled back from her, shot into her hair and gave her a Bride of Frankenstein
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