burn what you brung

Like bring your own booze but when you have to bring your own food to a barbeque.

Jimmy: Hey you coming to Chris' bbq later?
Dave: Yeahmate I got some steak its burn what you brung

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Dala what you must

Is a South African phrase which means, "do what you must". "Dala" is a Zulu word which means to cause, do or create.

It is commonly used during confrontations wherein a mofo is testing your G and you propose escalating matters to whatever levels they deem necessary; be it physical or otherwise.

Tom: I'm really get tired of sh*t Thabo.
Thabo: Then dala what you must, I'm not scared of you.

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Keep What You Kill

The Underverse is their promised land, believing that unless a person dies "in due time" that they will not go to the Underverse. They also believe heavily in a philosophy that says "you keep what you kill", believing that ending another's life entitles you to their property and position.

The Lord Marshal:
In our faith, you keep what you kill.
-The Chronicles of Riddick

Is that what you told her?

A derivative of the common phrase, thats what she said, is that what you told her is a response to any sentence that contains sexual innuendoes. It is best used in a sentence involving fitting something into a hole or something being inadequate.

"Are you sure it can fit in there?"
"Is that what you told her?"

"It was fun but it wasn't something i would do more than once."
"Is that what you told her?"

"That was amazing!"
"Is that what you told her?"

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Pay What You Want

A trend gaining momentum by which diners at restaurants choose what they pay for their meals.

Let´s face it, no more fancy restaurants, this is the Pay What You Want Economy

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do what you want

When told to "Do what you want", your interpretation of that sentence may seem to come simply at first. You may be thinking the person telling you this DOES indeed want you to do what it is YOU want.

However, if you are of the male gender, and a female says this to you (ESPECIALLY IF YOU AND SAID FEMALE ARE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED) there is a decent chance that this person does NOT want you to do what you want to do. In fact, chances are they want you to do the OPPOSITE of what you want to do.

You may be asking "But why?? Why even ask if there is already an expected response...?". And there's an easy answer to that: women never have a simple answer.
So guys, next time a lady tells you to "Just do what you want", maybe think twice before acting.

Zach: "What would you like to do after the dance?"

Maddi: "Oh, it doesn't matter. I don't really care. You can just do what you want."

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you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.

Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."

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