The Ashes

Event(s) of great consequence to very few.

Term is derived from a storied cricket Test series played once every two years. Popular in England and Australia (the only two countries permitted to compete for the coveted trophy), the series means absolutely nothing to the world's remaining 190 countries.

Q: So what were you up to yesterday?
A: Rolled out of bed around noon 'cause mom was bugging me, checked my blog to see if anyone had left any comments, went to the store to buy a pack of smokes... you know, the Ashes.

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Ash

That one chick in Rainbow Six Siege that needs a nerf. Badly.

Guy #1: I guess I'll play Ash.

Me: Blocked and reported...

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Ash

One step higher than Chuck Norris, Ashif Choudhury is the unmistakeable sex god of Brunel University, having had sex with 25 lecturers in his first year. The term, "Ash" is now used to describe someone who sleeps with their teacher/professor.

"Did you hear about mike? He slept with Dr Greenwood apparently."

"Wow - that guy is an Ash"

or

"I'm thinking of pulling an Ash tonight with Professor Palmer so I might get the grade I wanted"

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Ash

A very cute guy with a very sexy body!

Omg! It's Ash!

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Ash

A rare creature of the night; a beautiful woman with flowing dark hair, sumptuous curves and green eyes. Funny, smart and devastatingly gorgeous, everybody wants to know an Ash.

Did you see Ash last night? My god, she's amazing.

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Ash

Always. Sexy. Hot.

This girl is the cutest, most amazing girl in the world.
She is also super smart. and loves tattoos. Her hair styles are the envy of the school. Everyone wants to be this girl

Wow... I wish i was as coool as Ash.. she really has it all...beauty, brains, they should name a Daily news paper after that Ash.

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Ash

An erection which can be felt by the girl when the boy is holding her waist from behind.

I:He totally had an Ash when he had his arms around me!
A:LOL!

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