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A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.
Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.
Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.
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Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.
'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'
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An aswome band with songs like "Before I'm dead" and "Black Bullet" which have been featured in the best movie ever QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
Kidney Thieves sings "It reminds me of what to do before I'm dead"
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Requires 6 Kidney stones to activate; when wearing, snap fingers to remove half of the world's kidneys (RIP people with one kidney).
You see, I have the Kidney Gauntlet; I am inevitable...
When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise
When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
I gave her the good old Kidney Surprise
What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.
You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.