Kill Myself

An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.

Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!

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gayed myself

This describes the joyous feeling you get when something very stereotypically gay or camp occurs.

Oh my god, the set-list to this cabaret has a Streisand impersonator and a male stripper dancing to I Am What I Am! I think I just gayed myself!

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accidentally myself

A very versatile and changeable phrase, usually meaning something like "I accidentally hurt myself".
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.

"Holy shit, where'd you get that gash?"
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."

"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."

"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."

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Peeing myself

For a certain cause such as laughing, fear, or waiting to long you pee without warning into your pants making a visible stain where your pee was running depending on what your wearing.

i had a friend over, he was playing a one-player game. i stood behind him, and i just started peeing. "oh my god, i just peed my pants" i said. my friend didn't belive me so i showed my jeans. i like peeing myself

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feelin' myself

This term is used to describe the feeling one gets when droppin' that thizzle*.

*Please see definition of thizzle

Other uses may include the word "yoself" in replace of "myself". Turning the word from first person to second person.

Damn yo, that thizzle got me feelin' myself, niggah.

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Creamed Myself

To jizz ones underwear, male or female from excitement of sexual arousal.

That girl was so hot I creamed myself.

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molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

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