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When a woman has to stand in a 'ski' position to use a public bathroom because the facility doesn't supply the toilet seat covers or she has a huge germophobia.
Woman: "Hey, Bob, I received a great workout last night."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
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Pullin' out the coupe at the lot
Told 'em fuck 12, fuck SWAT
Bustin' all the bales out the box
I just hit a lick with the box
Had to put the stick in a box, mmh
Pour up the whole damn seal, I'ma get lazy
I got the mojo deals, we been trappin' like the '80s
She sucked a nigga soul, got the Cash App
Told 'em wipe a nigga nose, say slatt, slatt
I won't never sell my soul, and I can back that
And I really wanna know where you at, at
Roddy Ricch: Ee er
Producers:
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When you say a joke to a certain individual, and they just simply flip it back on you.
All your comebacks are hella weak bruh. Stop stealing my jokes, you hoe ass 180'er.
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Lao (third tone) and Er (fourth tone) in Mandarin Chinese has the literal definition of "old two", but used in the context of the Chinese language means either:
(1) A person's male manhood (slang)
(2) The second oldest in the family
Slang context, usually used amongst males: "My Lao Er is sore after that hottie last night"
Normal context, when a parent is introducing their son or daughter: "This is the Lao Er of my family"
originally coined from real life killings in Isla Vista in 2014, it now usually means that someone is about to go nuts or off the deep end. the reason for going ER is usually trivial.
after finding out that Mike once again lost his gold 1 promos due to monkey teammates, Mike was going ER in the group chat
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Someone who can’t shut off the stand up jokes while waiting to be evaluated in the ER.
Each and every one of us wanted to pull the plug on that bombastic ER comedian, and then he coded so we all clapped!
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