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Re-Arded

Aka... retarded

When a Canadian / Jamaican male acts like he a woman that gets menstrual cramps every 28 days. Eg... when he doesn't agree with something and wants to be heard.. he then starts acting like a cry baby bitch!

Look at Chuckie, he's acting so re-arded, like a cry baby bitch!

by QweneT to u bitch August 26, 2021


‘Ard

Scott brown in the football pitch

Jesus broony’s looking ‘ard

by ThePopesDong January 23, 2020


Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.

"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"

by T0tty April 29, 2021


Ho-ard

A male hoe that is currently hard

The ho-ard was having a very good time.

by Eyidid March 7, 2022


Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019


Ard-on

Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused

2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern

"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"

by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020


Ardelis

Ardelis is big hearted, smart, and a smart ass. Tells it how it is. She may be shy but she really isn’t. You want an Ardelis in your life. She will treat you like royalty wether you’ve been friends for hours or friends for years. She can be chill or the life of the part. Everyone needs one in their life.

Let’s go visit Ardelis this weekend.

by Zeusmann November 23, 2021