Jon

A Jon is a person with great levels of responsibility. Jons are name dropped daily when people want to sound important or knowledgeable. If you know a Jon, consider yourself blessed.

Jons are bosses of all the bosses. They don’t f*ck around. Jons are probably best known for their informative, lengthy emails. Jon emails remind people how to do their jobs. The best part of a Jon email is the ending because Jons often try to make these funny. Jon worshippers will read the final paragraph of a Jon email and smile or laugh before they set out doing ‘Jons work’ for the day.

Strengths: Jons make everyone feel listened to and important. Jons like to bring people together for the greater good. Jons fight for the vulnerable or disadvantaged. Jons are not afraid to row with people when necessary. Jons can wing a PowerPoint zoom like an absolute pro.

Weaknesses: Jons have a terrible sense of humour. They like dad jokes and toilet humour and will persist with a bad joke even if nobody laughs.

Warnings: Jons have a penchant for brutally bringing people down when the need arises. Don’t piss a Jon off, you may well live to regret it. Jons can be savage, unforgiving and moody.

“Oh my daiz! Did you see today’s Jon email?! He is so funny! His emails are the light of my life and I simply cannot function without them. I particularly love it when he posts dud links on purpose! His comedy genius knows no bounds!”

“Yea I saw it but I just skipped to the JonJoke at the end like I always do. Did he have anything important to say? I’d better go back and read it again or he might get moody”

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Someone who doesn't know what's up.

Bills is a very jon boy.

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Complete faggot. First recorded case of Down syndrome, now named Jon syndrome

We got another kid with Jon syndrome. They just keep appearing.

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The Word Jon pronounced Jon is typically a gay man that is sexually attracted to obese hairy women and will never succeed in life.

Oh look it’s Jon wacking his dick to lizzo

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Jons are known as a sex GOD ... Jon is a sweet, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares a lot for his Girlfriend and his close friends (they're basically family). Jon Also Cares For His Family.

Jon Cares for His family Alot.

Jonis Engaged to his girl friend.

A1: "Did You hear Jon and his Girl friend last night"

A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"

A1: "Yeah!, Me too He Must Be A Sex God Then"

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Jon is a sweet and hansome guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is very nice to his girl friend giving her comliments all the time making her feel wanted as ever. He isn't great at cooking but is good at cooking easy meals. He is also

Sporty and has many friends. He is kind and shy at first but the opisete once you get to know him.

Wow did you see Jon today? Looking hansome as ever

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Jon

An annoying boy that gets rejected by sienna and then becomes friends with her again. Then he shaves his penis and likes to look at lauren in a werid way

That pervert over there is a real jon!

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