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Genshin Impact

Probably the reason that your broke and bi right now

Man: I just started playing genshin impact

Woman: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED ARE KIDS!?

Man: Don’t you have money?

Woman: How do you think I know what you are talking about right now!

Man: oh…. But I really wanna go down on kaeya and zhongli and childe and diluc

Woman: I want to do the devils tango with beidou.

Man: You see what we gotten are selves into!

by Genshin Fan September 10, 2022

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

The start of all addictions, why you have no money for a house, and why your lover probably left you.

To be honest, they do have really hot 3D anime characters and good lore. Can't really argue with that.

Genshin Impact ruined my life, Shelby!! It ruined it!!! OMG NEVERMIND GANYU RERUN DROPPED, GOTTA GO GET HER

spends life savings

by mayo in a jar September 25, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

Shitty grinding mobile game where all the characters are so pale your eyes will fucking bleed. You know how using light mode makes peoples eyes burn? Yeah turn that eyestrain into copy paste characters that all look like the same fucking person just copy pasted over and over with different hairstyles and outfits slapped on. They have a few kid characters "who are actually 200 years old" to pander to disgusting pedophiles.

Demographic consists of greasy 40 year old incels, random teenagers on tiktok, pedophiles, and maybe a few normal people here and there.

fuck this game i hope it dies

Larry: Wow did you know there's a color thats lighter than white?
Bob: No, what is it?
Larry: Genshin Impact White! It's lighter than #FFFFFF

by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

A free-to-play-to-pay-win anime-inspired open-world, RPG gacha game created by miHoYo, released September 28, 2020. Touted for being one of the most advanced gacha games on the market to date. The game is heavily focused on exploring and grinding items, gear and materials to level up characters. These characters can be obtained through the system known as "wishing" where most desired/popular characters are locked behind a very low success rate of less than 1%. While the game may seem very ambitious it does very little creatively. It takes core mechanics from games like Zelda: Breath of the Wild and leans very heavily on anime tropes. Character voice-acting tends to be over the top, high-pitched and can be quite grating. The plot is very average and only serves as a starting line for your adventures. Much like most gacha/anime, there is a heavy focus on (bad) fanservice. Many of the female characters are dressed in very revealing outfits, body physics are over-the-top with an over-sexualization of young "loli" characters. Often times, the characters will be referred to as "waifu" (female) or "husbando" (male). People who enjoy these heavy anime stylized influences often times are referred to being a "otaku" (essentially "nerd") or weeaboo. Both terms are mostly used as derogatory where weeaboo is more closely associated with somebody of Western (United States) world who is heavily involved in anime/Japanese culture, often times with a over-the-top obsession.

I'm a whale who has spent thousands of dollars in Genshin Impact and finally got my waifu!!

by Lesser Evil October 20, 2020

39πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


genshin impact

an awesome game with really pretty characters and great storyline.

person 1: genshin impact is the reason i'm mentally i'll

by sinkofrogs July 5, 2021

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

a useless p2w game full of dogshit waifus who are underaged. i would rather call it gayshit impact

Goofy Ahh Kid: Heya dude! Do you wanna play Genshin Impact?
Intellectual: You mean Gayshit Impact? Oh fuck no.

by Cheeky Gaming August 20, 2022

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


genshin impact

Genshin Impact is a RPG (roleplaying game) that you can play on Android, IOS, iMac, windows, pc, microsoft, playstation, xbax, and nintendo.

Friend 1: Have you played Genshin Impact?

Friend 2: No not yet but I will soon!

Friend 1: Good you better! It’s really fun.

by Weeb School 101 July 14, 2021

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž