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july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. july 26th, 2024, at 7:08 pm.

guy 1: what is right now?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm.
guy 1: ok thanks

by jsavy July 26, 2024


08/07/06

A day for the birth of people who get up to much 'sexual intercouse'. These people have been pulling women from birth. Quite small in height, fat cock.

Person 1: "I was born on 08/07/06"
Person 2: "That's why you were so good in bed!"

by ricky rubio the 3rd September 12, 2022


Madden 08

Nirvana on a plate

Scott "Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Mega Man" Wozniak (working title): Madden 08, it's Nirvana on a plate
Blasphemer: I don't like that one.
Scott "Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Mega Man" Wozniak (working title): You're a f*cking disgrace.

by Renewings June 14, 2024


Madden 08

The greatest game of all time (According to a guy in ohio)

Madden 08 is a puzzle video game developed by Fantasy Factory and published by Philips Interactive Media for the Philips CD-i in 1994. Players control Mario, who must find Princess Toadstool by going through seven hotels in the Mushroom Kingdom; each hotel is divided into stages, and the objective is to close all doors on each stage. Each hotel ends in a boss fight with one of Bowser's Koopalings, culminating in a battle with Bowser.

Hotel Mario was one of four games featuring Nintendo characters published for the CD-i; the others were three Legend of Zelda games. Another Mario game, Super Mario's Wacky Worlds, was never released. Nintendo licensed the characters after reneging on a deal for Philips to create the Super Nintendo Entertainment System CD-ROM, an add-on for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES).

Hotel Mario initially received mixed reviews; critics felt it was fun but had no lasting appeal. It has been retrospectively described as one of the worst video games, receiving criticism for its door-closing game mechanic, unresponsive controls, voice acting, and full-motion video cutscenes. However, the game has been popularized by internet memes in the 21st century.

by Cheesire April 12, 2022