false 9

A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.

Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.

9/20

According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.

Everyone did 9/20.

February 9

This is the day all the best people are born. They are the best friend you will ever have. Today is their birthday so give them lots of presents and kisses

It’s February 9 let’s go say happy birthday to my favourite people

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Prep 9

The hardest program,you will ever do in your life. Period.

Friend: yo why you have a hunchback

Prep 9 student: its from all the homework. It will straighten up in boarding school.

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March 9

The day that sexy beasts are born. The hottest people alive that nobody can resist.

Boy 1: did you see that girl? She’s so hot!
Boy 2: I know, it’s because she was born on March 9th.
Boy 1: obviously

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November 9

National sleep day

stranger: ‘hey do you wanna go out for lunch on November 9th?’
You: ‘sorry I can’t it’s national sleep day that day so there is no way I’m leaving my bed bye’

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Windows 9

What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.

Windows 9, just proving that Microsoft can't count.

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