1+1=2

1+1=2 because 1+1 ≠3,4,5, etc. Also, if 1+1=2 is indeed true, then 2=2 from the addition of 1+1, such that 2 ≠3,4,5, etc. It can also be determined that 2≠3, and 2≠4, and 2≠5.

1+1=2. Q.E.D.

The 1-2 Switcheroo

A euphemism for masturbation

Mikearoo: Heya Jimmy C. what were ya doin' last night?
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo

the 1 2 salute

Two men the man giving "The 1 2 Salute" would stand behind the recipient *Mostly another male* giving the saluting motion with two fingers then proceeding to swiftly insert the index and middle finger the rectum then capping it of by yelling "Sir Yes Sir"

Jamie gave Steven the 1 2 Salute. it was smelly.

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gay and 1/2

when something is beyond gay..

that's not just gay, thats beyond gay..
that's gay and 1/2!

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The Ole 1, 2

-noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.

2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.

1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.

2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.

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Mercedes 1-2

Said when something happens over and over again and is mildly infuriating and sad at the same time.

It´s originated from the dull dominace of the Mercedes in Formula 1 from 2014 - 2019.

I got so much homework this is worse than a Mercedes 1-2

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1-2 Combo

1. Going pee and poop at the same time.

2. Peeing, usually while standing up, and realizing that you need to go poop too, sometimes by a mid-pee fart.

I got back from Taco Bell yesterday, and the pain was too much, so I let out a huge 1-2 combo

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