12/21/12

the day everyone will shut the fuck up about the end of the world

Jill: Do you want to violently fuck me right before 12/21/12? It's the last day we'll see each other. OMG#@$%!!
Jack: You actually believe in that bullshit?
Jill: Yes.
Jack: *remembers jill's offer to violently fuck her* Ya i believe in the end of the world shit. *thinks " anything for some pussy" *

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the 12

Da police

"Oh ShiT man there go the 12 to arrest somebody"

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12 x 12

Adjective used to describe an ugly girl or group of girls. The thought being that 12 x 12 = 144... 144 = a gross. 12 x 12 = gross.

twelve by twelve
12 by 12

Justin: hey, i dont remember what that girl looked like that i hooked up with last nite...

Joe: bro, she's was 12 x 12.

Justin: ..... figures.

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Tumblr Crash of 12/12/12

The infamous tumblr crash of December 12, 2012, is the day when tumblr was down for hours with no warning. Lots of "MY FEELS" and "ALKAFELFJAFJEWLAKJKA" resulted from this. People believe this is really the end of the world, because it happened on a triple date. Some also think that it was also another social experiment conducted by Cole Sprouse.

Sometime in the near future:

-Hey Liz, what are you doing?
-Nothing. I think there might be another tumblr crash of 12/12/12 going on. What will I do with my life? MY FEELS.

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12 nigga 12

the police usually used in the hood

"Oh shit 12 nigga 12," "run!"

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12 before 12

The courageous act of masturbating 12 times in a day starting at either midnight or noon and finishing before 12:00 PM or 12:00 AM.

Bro, I did the 12 before 12 challenge last night!
You beat your meat 12 times before midnight?! Gnarly!!

12:12

A time where u post on ur Snapchat of the people u don’t like

Person1: bro that one guy is my 12:12

Person2: oh for real

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