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Share food day
everyone has to give you a pice of their food
It is November 1st
Yea here is my chips
December 1st was the day every fine mfs was born on them girls and males fine asf .
December 1st was the day every fine mfs was born on them girls and males fine asf
National send titty pics day
Boy: hey look it’s May 1st that’s national send titty day
Girl: oh yeah ok look at these bad bois
Send titty pics on this day
A: i lik-
Twitter: CANCELLED!
A: bu-
Twitter: 192.82.832.89
A: 1st amendment has been ruined, man!
November 1st is hit your shortest friend in the penis day.
Tall Friend: "It's November 1st! You know what that means!
Short Friend: "Oh god.."
Mariah Carey defrosts, be prepared
“What day is it”
“It’s November 1st”
“Oh no, Mariah Carey is gonna defrost”
“What”
March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything as long as you’re shorter than them.
I asked my partner for a hug on March 1st since i’m shorter than them.