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Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.
"Mic Check 1 2 1 2"
"Dubbstep 1 2 1 2"
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The highly hyped-up sequel to Fast and Furious. Tyrese takes Vin Diesel's place as the star...the movie didn't suck as much as I thought it would, but you can tell that they definitely tried too hard to get everyone to like it.
Perhaps they should have done something about the dialogue in the movie...it was a bit on the trite, hackneyed side. But other than that,and a few other nagging flaws, 2 Fast 2 Furious was OK.
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(N.) A race car movie that's the sequel to The Fast and the Furious. Said to be about a cop gone undercover to infiltrate Miami's street racing scene. Not that anyone really cares about the weak plot. It has fast cars, and fast car chases. That's all you really need to know.
Many people avoided 2 Fast 2 Furious just because that bald moron Vin Diesel refused to do the sequel. So What?! Who really cares? It's still an alright movie.
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entitled private school children who are too lazy and spoilt to do anything that requires
any effort and can no longer push further in their activity
private school girl: ‘this run is so hard, i’m 2 posh 2 push’
The second worst film ever made, beaten into submission by Reign of Fire
Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?
In 2 fast 2 furious one guy signals with a nod to the other and they zoom off at top speed, 10 minutes later they signal to each other with a nod and one pulls a 180 degree turn and drives backwards for a while- this language is stupid
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This is part two of lysenkoism if you can't tell. It's also a 2 Fast 2 Furious reference.
2 Lysenko 2 Ism
Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."
Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"
Iam 🤨 "Yes..."
Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."
Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."
Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"
Iam "I... Don't know..."
Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"
Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."
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A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
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