2/22/2022 at 2:22

One of the most amazing times in a person's life to smoke marijuana.

I got high on 2/22/2022 at 2:22.

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2 + 2 = 5

a track from radioheads "hail to the thief" amazon.com have reviewed the album they said:

"Hail to the Thief borrows equally from each. Its title implies that this will be a collection filled with songs of anger and dissent, but Radiohead no longer howl at the moon like they did on 1995's The Bends. Instead, they use eloquent metaphors and complicated arrangements to express the uncertainty, fear and anger arising from the 2000 U.S. presidential election and a post-9/11 world. There’s no doubt about where Thom Yorke and company stand; the prog-rock break on "2 + 2 = 5" and Yorke's terror at the thought of being "put in a dock" make that immediately clear"

it can be used to express strange things that have happend , and or lack any sence

"did you see how that guy got an extra can of drink from that machine?"

"yes it was very 2+2=5"

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2+2=57

2+2=4 and 2 upside down looks like a 1 so 4+1=5 and 5+2=7 so 2+2=-57

"Whats 2+2= class?" "Teacher 2+2=57"

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2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2

Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?

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2 + 2 = Fish

When you have the brain power of a stupid puppy, or are the biggest genius in a century and outplay Elon Musk's jokes

Elbert Ainstein: 2 + 2 = Fish
Elon Musk: I have been outplayed.

2+2-1

2+2-1 is defined by Big Shaq our lord and savior who died for sins in exodus 2:3-17 in which he exclaimed “2+2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths” or “quick mafs”.

Teacher:
“Timmy can you define the term “Quick Maths”?
Timmy:
“Indeed I can ma’m. The definition of quick maths is 2+2-1.

2 + 2 = 5

Interesting fact: 2.4 (which rounds to 2) plus 2.3 (which rounds to 2) is equal to 4.7 (which rounds to 5).

You could then end up with 2 + 2 = 5 if you don't keep the same number of significant figures in your calculations.

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