md 20/20

Very inexpensive, delicious wine that comes in 7 or 8 fruity flavors. Wrekes havoc on the guts of some, but how can you bitch about getting wasted for less than $3? The flat bottles feel good to drink from as well.

I'd like to be able to squirt a turkey baster of md 20/20 directly onto my brain each day before work.

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md 20/20

AKA. Mad Dog 20/20.
A brand of fortified wine, beloved by wino’s and those keen on regurgitation.

Please would you hold this bottle of MD 20/20 for me while I am violently and repeatedly sick.

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20/20 pimple

A pimple which can easily be noticed by a person with normal vision. Much unlike a blind pimple.

Person 1 "Did you see that zit that Jimmy had on his nose?"
Person 2 "Of course I did. Everyone could. It was a 20/20 pimple for sure."

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md 20/20

A wonderful group wine, when looking to get tore up with a quickness. Careful who you share this delightful treat with for some may be a lost cause. This drink should be consumed by good friends on a quest to get fucked up.

"Hey Snake, he who brought it got it"
"Circle up, time for the Mad Dizzle, bitches!"
"Don't fire up the boat, we still need to hit up the Deezy"

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md 20/20

A very inexpensive wine beverage that is tasty with various fruity flavours with a mild scent, that can be passed off as juice or soda, when put in the right container ;) It adds a soothing warm sensation with a punch... you can't go wrong with MD 20/20. As you are "Confortably Numb" --- Pink Floyd

Great for a temp escape from stressful situations when you need it most. (i.e. Church, Home, Family, or Taking a load off of social or mental stress) Warning: May be addictive when drinking more than one or two a week which can make you feel woozy and out of it while sobering up. Use sparingly when possable.

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catch 20 20

An annoying phrase my wife uses when she means "catch 22" but won't admit I am RIGHT

I would get off the coutch but the dog is on laying on me it's like a catch 20 20

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md 20/20

If wine fucked a sewer but the sewer cheated on the wine with a fruit you will drink the bastard of that unholy union. It tastes like 13% 3 dollar wine should taste which is the flavor of the clown from IT's tongue. If you want to get drunk and hate yourself in the morning drink this shit.

GLARGGGGG, Fuck, I hate barbra stupid bitch, SLUURP, I swear I will tell them all tomorrow I am the king of this place..... AW MAN how did i lose my job FUCK ME SLARBBLE, I know you love me md 20/20

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