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April 20 is national Oppy Day; Oppy Day is a song by Lil Mabu as is also the best song every created. April 20 is a day to commemorate this amazing creation.
Person 1: Yo, its April 20th
Person 2: So?
Person 1: Its national Oppy Day
Person 2: Nigga what?
Person 1: Oppy Day by Lil Mabu! *hits the griddy*
The day that I met the love of my life
Alonso and Nerea fell in love completely on April 20
National stand on business day. On this day you stop being a bum ass loser and stand on business.
“My bf cheated on me but I don’t want it hurt his feelings”
GIRL STFU, HE DON’T LOVE YOU ITS APRIL 20 STAND ON B U S I N E S S. Period.
National do whatever to your crush and they can’t say no day
me: bro can we make out
crush: what no
me: bro it’s april 20
crush: aw dang
National day to send your boyfriend a video of you fingering yourself
April 20th is the national day were you send your boyfriend or crush a 2 minutes video of you fingering yourself
april 20 is national sleep at school day
teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
student: it's april 20, so we get to sleep at school
April 20 is national sleep at school day.
Teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!!
Student: It's April 20, so we get to sleep at school.