November 21st

Lose your virginity day!

November 21st is the day where you lose your virginity, if you already have them help someone else lose theirs.

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January 21st

A day where you suck someone’s big toe. It’s also a day when the most beautiful person was born.

Me: hey it January 21st
Friend: ok so?
Me: let me suck your big toe

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June 21st

Emma is short day. Any emma you know you can call short on the shortest day of the year

“Hey emma, you’re short”
“Shut up Thomas”
“That’s on September 1st , today is emma short day because June 21st is the shortest day of the year”

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21st centurian

a maker of 21st century memes (nonsensical, rambunctious, ironic video edits)

ex. startup.mp4, onlyshitposts, stdabbers, whimsikit, _fujitive, kaney.east, meme._.tacos, fruitpunch.mp4, jawlessjenkins, reallynotsillyy

With his ironic humor and obnoxious editing style, his popularity as a 21st centurian skyrocketed.

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February 21st

This is the day where you give out cake.

Hey, do you want some cake? It’s February 21st!

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April 21st

The day to sneak out and throw some ass on ya bf

Oh hey, it’s April 21st?? Wow let’s celebrate!

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November 21st

national jerk off to freddie mercury day

bro i jerked off to freddie mercury but it’s no homo because it’s november 21st

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