Friend: yo you wanna go get food?
You: no I can’t
Friend: why?
You: it’s October 24
Friend: FINEEE
Everyone born on October 24th are elite. We are the best of the best. We kick off the beginning of Scorpio season aka the best season because we're THAT bitch.
"Every person born on October 24th are elite" -me
National Dick Suck Day - use this day as an excuse to get head. You’re welcome.
Hey Jenna, it’s October 24... you know what that means???
My big brothers birthday Ana-oop
It’s October 24 so u know what that mwansss
Birthday of a Youtube legand Felix Kjellberg aka. Pewdiepie
Reddit users: It's October 24, happy birthday Felix!
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suck every guys dick because it’s national no homo day
Ryan: why are you pulling my pants down
Nathan: it’s October 24 dumbass
Ryan: oh you know what that means
Nathan: “winks”
Aggressive slurping noises
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October 24 is become friends with your crush day 💛
"Hey it's October 24 go tell him/her you like them now go!"
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