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If you were born on this day you are a total crackhead. Everyone thinks Gemini’s are the best behaved... Not even close
If you are a girl the guy you like is waiting around the corner . Just admit you like him and if he doesn’t like you move on don’t cry “ a princess doesn’t cry”
If you’re a boy, if a girl likes you date her and see how it turns out if it doesn’t let her down easy and help her find someone
Andrea: h-hey I really like you
Jake: sorry I don’t like you that way
Andrea: ok *tears*
Jake: but since it’s May 27th I’ll help you find someone who does
10👍 5👎
On this day you join easton jolicoeur on a diss track on pewdiepie!
Kayden: Woah i have camp today!
Easton: Bitch you better not go its July 27th, ur going on my diss track cunt.
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Taking 7 males, and going into the Russian zero gravity aircraft (vomit comet). Seven virgins should also be present. Then engaging in bisexual intercourse with all those involved simultaneously - usually involves having new holes torn in the muscle of your anus to accommodate males.
Dude #1: Wow....
Dude #2: What....
Dude #1: Someone found a new base so uploaded it to Urban Dictionary.
Dude #2: OMMFG. Do they not already have...
Dude #1: Yeah.... 26.
Dude #2: Yeah. Someone went to 27TH base
40👍 27👎
Just a regular "I'm horny send nudes" day.
Him: Hey, why did you send me this pic?
Her: It's april 27th!
19👍 8👎
Be kind and do whatever the person wants. There name has to start or end with and A.
May 27th you got to be kind to Alexia, Alexis, Allison , Autumn, Abby, Ashley
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National bin broccoli day
Time to put that gross wannabe tree where it belongs
"have you got broccoli"
"yes"
*yeets it in the bin*
"why did you do that"
"its december 27th"
National treat your boyfriend day-
Show your man some cooch and boobies to make his whole day
What day is it? It’s Oct 27th show me titties!