Rule 1-3-5

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

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3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3

I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe and I get more ass than a toilet seat.

A line taken from the meme "You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood"

person: 3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3, I met a bad bitch last night in the D's, let me tell you how I made her leave with me, conversation and a hennesy.

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2+1+1=3

A disorder of the mind that comes from drinking Pepsi in the wee hours of the morn, which normally results in:
Burping through your nose
Laughing repeatedly for 15 minutes straight
Making strange sound effects
Licking phones and frog Beanie Babies when Orlando Bloom is sighted on the TV Guide Channel.

Lennon and I had a 2+1+1=3 this morning that lasted for an hour or more.

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1, 3, 5 rule

When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.

WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!

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2+1+1=3

A demented way of interacting, insanity, sleep deprived, usually witnessed while coming home from Forensics tournaments. Must have two people in order to accomplish this state, and they will usually be of opposite genders.

I saw Eileen and Brandon having 2+1+1=3 today.

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8 x 3 x 1 x

8 Letters.....3 Words.....1 Meaning.....
Means I Love You .

That Guy Says...
8 x 3 x 1 x
I Love You
That Girl Says...
Uu 2 x

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Naked Gun 33 1/3

A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.

Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-

Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.

Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.

Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.