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A song in ariana grandes album 'positions' that took me more than 30 seconds to figure out that it equals 69
A: "have you heard arianas new song 34+35?"
B: "what does that even equal...........................................oh, 69"
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Refers to Rule 35 of Federal Sentencing guidelines, specifically paragraph B, "Reducing a Sentence for Substantial Assistance," which makes provision for reduction of sentence to those who aid the police.
All this other porn crap about Rule 35 is completely wrong and idiotic.
Billy took the stand and testified against Marcus in order to receive a deal from the court systems to reduce his own sentence via Rule 35.
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Everything will be sus at some point.
Grant: They put mayo on my pizza!
Sam: lol rule 35 bro
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The F-35 is a jet. Legends say that it is also the wife of another legend called: Sjakieteet. He loves food very much. The F-35 can be used for bombing, shooting bullets, firing rockets and observation. Nobody can fly the F-35 as good as Sjakieteet.
That F-35 is about to bomb the shit out of people.
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if thy guy can make your girl laugh and giggle, they can make her ass clap and jiggle.
Dude! Keep an eye on your girl and Joe. You didn’t forget about Niggalations 15:35, did you?
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Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.
Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.
Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.
Guy: Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?
Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.
Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.
Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.
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