national ass day. today will be ass so don’t bother waking up. wait til the next then everything should be ok. just don’t do anything risky or potentially harmful today or else your ass will pay for it. literally.
person 1: “what day is it?”
person 2: “omfg its december 4th, lock your doors and hide your kids it’s gonna be rough today”
person 1: “oh no :(“
It's the day where everyone has to stay silent in school
And see how the teachers react.
person 1: Hey tomorrow is december 4th y'know what that means right?
person 2: Yeah, its stay silent day!
person 1: no only for school
person 2: ok BOOMER
National give your girlfriend a hoodie day! Go on and give it to her!
Jacob: Hey have this
Lizzy: aw thank you but why so sudden?
Jacob: its December 4th, national give your girl a hoodie day!
Lizzy: awww thank you!
Global Power Piss day. You are not allowed to shit.
"It's December 4th! Global Power Piss day!"
"Aww it is? Because I just shit rn :("
Ask your crush on a date and they can’t say no.
Abraham- wanna go on a date? It’s December 4th
Angie- oh man, yeah sure.
National make out with your high school sweetheart day
It’s December 4th national make out with your high school sweetheart day!