Random
Source Code
Random
December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.
Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet
December 9 is the day were you tell everyone that you care for, that you appreciate and then smack them with love :)
Kelly: hey I appreciate you tiffany *slaps tiffany*
Tiffany: why did you slap me?!
Kelly: because its December 9th
The day you buy your friend Chick-fil-A
Hey friend can you buy me Chick-fil-A
Why
Because it’s December 9
The day where you steal an item from someone else’s lunch.
Person 1: *steals
Person 2: hey why’d you steal that from me?
Person 1: It’s December 9
Person 2: that’s no excuse to steal stuff, shitass
December 9th is follow me on tok tok day
(Person1)Hey man it’s December 9th
(Person2)oh shit I have to go follow BannaAnalBeeds
December 9th is national kiss an Adrian day. If you know anyone named Adrian, don’t be shy and give them a kiss. If that’s too much for you just flirt with them.
*kisses an Adrian*
Adrian: hey what was that for?
Girl: it’s December 9th, National kiss an Adrian day
gives crush a heart*
Him/Her: Whats this for?
You: its december 9th
Him/Her: <3