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tossers

A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!

"why can't you just go to malia you complete tossers!!!"

by Jack the lad... March 28, 2007

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tosser

someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl

des mayne at thurleston high school ipswich suffolk

by daniel brunning May 1, 2003

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Tosser

Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss

that moron is such a tosser.

by xenu! May 22, 2008

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tosser

see Micheal Mark cunt chimp Lady Boy chav closet pussy

Micheal Mark is a tosser

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tosser

A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).

That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.

by Dean Eager October 7, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


TOSser

A Star Trek fan (or Trekkie) who's primary or only interest is in the Original Star Trek series (The Orignal Series, or TOS). TOSsers almost always prefer to refer to themselves as simply Trekkies; TOSsers is a term applied to these old-timers by fans of the newer shows.

I don't even go to the TOSser's message board. They still think that warp nine is impossible.

by Jonah C July 26, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tosser

Iconographer, Knobjockey, Idiot Powers, F*ckwit

I think morale is low at the moment......

Powers, you are a tosser.

by CDB September 26, 2003

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