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Bear

A very furry animal that will murder you if you get too close.

Also a very hairy gay man.

Little Stevey talked to the bear. I have the hole dug for the funeral.
He is a hot bear

by Mysteryhi November 19, 2018


Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 9, 2018


Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws

Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."

by BearlyTrustable February 4, 2022


Bear

A big fat really aggressive dog that loves in the woods and will eat you

Ay yo don't go in their you might get attack by a bear

by ba ba ba ba penuts November 9, 2020


The-Bear

Top advocate of DonJay in WWE Champions mobile game. Undefeated in arguments. Former town member and leader of the pitchfork brigade. Has never finished first in a faction event.

The-bear is best known for saying bear here or best bear here. The bear often reminds flow to wipe Firpiโ€™s slurpi off his mouth before acknowledging him. The best bear won the admiration of the champions community for his daily post on beating the peter tour.

by McDaddy gaming July 13, 2021


bear

A large friendly mid-western guy who does not like to wear clothes, has an unusually large amount of body hair and is attracted to men with Norwegian names.

Friend 1: "Hey that Matt dude is such a bear!"

Friend 2: "Who? That guy that likes Trygve?"

by Luther E. November 9, 2007

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The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!

by FirmWare August 9, 2008

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