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a town on the east coast of australia, just south of the queensland border. once a quiet whaling town, it is now overrun by backpackers and millionaires, and people more affectionately known by the locals as 'cunts'
it is renowned for its beaches, whale watching and surfing, as well as its music festivals and nightlife.
during summer, the number of locals are outnumbered about 100 to 1 by tourists.
Sven: im going to byron bay for a holiday
Valborg: awesome, i hear the weather is warm there, unlike our home country of sweden.
Sven: yes, that is the main reason why me and 1000000000 of my best mates are migrating there for the summer.
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Byron facts are irrelevant, and even boastful, facts that someone shares about the natural environment around them. These facts are solely shared to brag about one's knowledge on a completely useless topic such as nature, and are infurating for the people who have to listen to them. These facts are commonly seem shared by people who are named Byron... with exceptions of course.
On a school trip to cairns, while on a rainforest walk, a nature nerd student named Byron would not stop sharing useless byron facts about each of the species of flora and fauna they walked past.
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A fat cunt who stays at home all day eating McDonalds and masturbates to gay porn. He often will try to hit on 8 year old boy since he cant get a girl his age.
Nigga 1: Whos that fat nigga?
Nigga 2: Its James Byron
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When spelunking in a woman’s balloon knot, you unleash your load in her trunk, pull out and her trunk explodes in a similar fashion to pulling a cork from a shaken champagne bottle.
“Oh I unleashed in her butt and pulled out and she Dirty Byroned me. It took a week to clean up the bits of peanut and corn everywhere!”
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Byron Risner *taking a test he scans over the classroom, nods his head* excellent. He also loves duke and ping pong.
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Sending risqué pictures of one's spouse that were once sent in confidentiality.
You're going to be in so much trouble if you pull a Byron.
A seemingly ideal hero, though one with a hidden dark side. Byronic Heroes usually have a troubled and mysterious past, the weight of which causes them to be weary and cynical. They generally are very charismatic, gaining them many fans, though they have little attachment for others and prefer to act as lone wolves.
Even though he's very popular among the people for all that he's done, the mayor isn't really close to anybody. What a Byronic Hero he is.
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