dic pic

What you give your crush then she declines and you get sad and depressed and start to stress eat then you become obese *starts crying* then she fucks your best friend and licks the cum off the couch while your jacking off to her pics and she comes to your house and you get a boner and she cuts your penis off.

Hey did you see that fuckboys dick? YEAH HE SENT HIS DIC PIC TO MEEEEE AND IVE BEEN FAPPING EVER SINCE

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Dic-Tacs

breath mint specially designed to rid the user of dick breath.

damn girl you been sucking dick your breath reeks. ya shit i better eat some dic-tacs

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Nic’s a dic

Someone who is named nic and is extremely fucking retarded. If you say this to a nic he will likely get cancer or die right away

Nic: ur granny tranny
*Jack faints
Everyone: Ohhhhhhh
*Jack wakes up 10min later
Jack: nic’s a dic

*Nic gets dick cancer and dies a virgin

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Urban Dic

Somebody who steals your definition on the website www.urbandictionary.com

Guy 1:Dude, that word isn't that original.
Guy 2:Yeah it is, that person is just an Urban Dic.

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Urban Dic

Urban Dic: 1. Dictionary of current English usage, slang, and jargon, of the people, by the people. 2. Male street cruiser.

For usage 1. Person A: "I never heard that word." Person B: "Really, it's in the Urban Dic."

For usage 2. John is a complete Urban Dic. He cruises the streets looking for women almost every evening.

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dic-tate

Taste of one's penis

How my dic-tate last night trick?

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Ma dic

A term used when super hornet and ready to go right to your fap when you get home from school

Ma dic feel so hornet brad

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