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An absolute duche. He’s rude and never listens to his girlfriend. Also very self loving
God your boyfriend is such a Gage
5👍 4👎
Gage is a dumbass who has a small dick. He says it is big, but really it is 0.0001 CM long. They say that the docters could not tell if he was a girl or boy.
Gage: Small dick
13👍 12👎
An insensitive jerk who will lead you on but never really cares about you.
Selfish, annoying, deceiving, a player.
He acts like he loves you so he can find out how to mess with your head, that way he can get you to love him whenever he's single.
girl 1: Guess what, I'm dating Gage!
girl 2: He just dumped me yesterday, how did he move on already?
girl 3: That's just how he is. Gage loves playing with girls' hearts.
51👍 81👎
"Man I am so Gaged after hitting that bong "
Or
"we are going to get so Gaged off of this good shit"
imitates mexican dads who didn’t get their morning burrito, and talks about selling kids for big macs
gage- i just want a hamburger
HE IS SMOKING HOT. ( and maybe a bit of pot😉)
Jeff:Gage is so hot
Ken: He also smokes pot