power jensen

To given an enema an begin actively in anal sex before the other person's release. The 'power' comes from ass-fucking another person full of hot enema juice, while the 'Jensen' comes from simultaneously pulling out, ejaculating and being sprayed by the other person's shit!

Some people think Power Jensen is just my name, hell I invented this gay-assed-shit-porn-inspired deviancy!

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Dirk Jensen

A man who sucks penis. Occasionally swallowing the ensuing semen. Gross. A total homosexual.

That guy looks like such a Dirk Jensen.

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Jensen Weber

A smart person who has no sense of humour whats so ever and would fuck Chewbacca and R2-D2 if she had the chance

Such a Jensen Weber

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Noa jensen

Noa jensen has an enormus dick (41 cm) and fucked everyone at his school. he loves women but guys do fine.

Noa jensen raped me :)

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Torben Jensen

CEO of gammelgaardsskolen

Torben: *walks by in hallway*
Student: "Hi Torben Jensen School Principal"

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bill jensen

A satire "christian" streamer who streams a Christian Hotline. Another thing, he has media share on. Basically people send tons of Henri and gore. It is kinda funny to watch.

person 1: bill jensen's streams are kinda funny.

person 2: i agree.

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Johan K Jensen

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.

Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.

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