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The act of attempted rape.
See also Kavanaughed.
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Verb. To liquor up an underage girl and try to rape her with your friend watching. Fail to accomplish penetration. Become a Supreme Court Justice. Get Impeached. Get 15 years in Maryland state penitentiary.
Dude so kavanaughed that sophmore, passed out with his pants down!
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The action of lying, scheming and being misleading. Only to be propelled into a better situation than what was expected.
Got caught cheating on my girl but I totally pulled a Kavanaugh. Now she feels bad for not believing me and is buying me a new pair of Jordan's.
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The mouth of a person angrily defending their privilege.
Shut your Kavanaugh! You're not a victim just because she said no!
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A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.
She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?
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Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.
Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.
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like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole
in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.
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