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A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.
Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry
1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.
2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.
3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".
Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
When you use tajin while giving a rim job.
Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?
A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.