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The act of commiting sodomy to a homosexual (male) partner in a public park or parking lot
when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
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Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens
"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."
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Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy
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Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.
Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"
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Total Belly Babe. Super hot with blonde spikyish hair and a huge dick! And he's a soccer goalie!
Girl 1:I was texting Parker and I asked what his new haircut looked, so he sent me a picture of him with his shirt off!
Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!
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Written by Nevada @.easylovin
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.
parker makes so many people happy, she's a good person, man.
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