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poptart

The calling or naming someone a hore with an erection

Girl: Mommy mommy i want the new Brittany Spears album!!
Mom: No don't listen to that poptart. She is a bad influence.

by SoulEater79 May 14, 2010

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poptart

1) Someone who is a retard but if you say retard you'll get in trouble so it's a good replacement.

2) Someone who pops you everytime you say something.

3) A bad tasting breakfast food.

1) Luke, you're such a poptart.

2) I know, he's totally a poptart!

3) That poptart sucked!

by fyhjryh November 7, 2007

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President Poptart

An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically โ€œsoftโ€ on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019


Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.

Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.

by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010


suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 26, 2015


poptart bitch

A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch

Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...

by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012

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netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 September 16, 2015

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