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A tiny handy object used to shank the person next to u when the dumb ass is being annoying as hell.
He wouldn't stop talking shit so I just pulled out my safety pin and stabbed him in the arm.That taught the douche bag a lesson.
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A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.
Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.
"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."
Refers to a person who desires to pursue in enjoyable activities that often blur the line of legality (slighty), but during said acts, this person had the tendency to run for the car, and bail at the last minute. A safety Sumler aspires to the freedom of living life to the fullest, but appears to be restrained by an inner fear of being caught.
While setting off fireworks near power lines, Safety Sumler over there ran for the car.
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The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.
The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.
A Safety Fag is a member of the Armed Forces of the United States of America (usually, but not always, the rank of E-7 and above) who is willing to make any trade off in the name of so-called safety. They believe that such things as reflective belts are the most important part of the uniform, even under blackout conditions in a combat zone. They believe themselves to be guardians of lives, when in reality all they do is degrade the morale of those around them.
A Safety Fag Sergeant Major in Afghanistan: "Now some female soldiers are setting themselves up for failure, going out around the FOB at night without a battle buddy and no reflective belt. That's how a sexual assault happens."
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a code word for smoking pot, usually with a bunch of friends
They're all outside taking a safety break
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A six or twelve pack of beer to bring to a party just in case they don't have enough alcohol, you know they will run out, or assume the only alcohol the host has left is Natty Ice.
Jason: Yo Ken, you think we should bring a safety pack to Chad's party tonight??
Ken: Um yea fo sho, the two Adam's are lushes and will be there early... they will obviously drink all the good stuff.
Jason: True story, safety pack on deck
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