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While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.
"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."
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Coolest fuckin' serb ever. Enough said. Volim te, brabanjak!
Did you see that Vlad Lazic?
YEAH MAN! SO COOL!
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Biggest hoe in the village. Sleeps with every guy and girl she's ever met.
Stevie : Dude Vlad's mum is like a bowling ball!
Gordon : how come?
Stevie : she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the alley.
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A Vlad petrariu has aids, if you ever see a Vlad petrariu do not make eye contact, don’t even speak to him, each human contact you have with this "thing " you will lose 50 brain cells, you may also get cancer,
Girl 1: Oh shit I see Vlad Petrariu, Ugh I just loses 50 brain Cells
Girl 2: oh no! Tell me when he is gone!!
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Vlad spy is a ten year old n00b who thinks he is 1337 when really he is not.
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Two mudcakes (or chocolate cakes) on top of each other with a chocolate frosting of your choice in between and strawberries on top.
On Vlad's birthday ww eat Vlad cake as a tradition.
An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.
Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.