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A funny guy who just happens to be Jesus. Bryan is also not the sharpest tool in the shed. He is funny and knows lots of racial slurs. Bryans are also often hyperactive but can sometimes turn hyperactivity into enthusiasm.
Bryan is retarded
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“Bryan just said something so stupid to me”
“I hate Bryan he’s the definition of a bitch”
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A smart, but annoying man, who will hurt his neck once in his life.
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A Bryan is reall nice and funny. He has a good personality but he is very hot. His dick is VERY large and performs great sex. A good person to be friends with but a great person to have sex with.
Oh Bryan fuck me harder. Ur doing so good! Don't stop! Don't stop!
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The Bryan is the most cool guy ever known for being tall, skinny but in a way extremely strong, loves basketball, and is a extremely dangours trash talker on the court he can easily get in your head and make you regret guarding him. Bryan's are great friends there loyalty is unmatched, but don't take advantage of him he will remembered and at some point he will get his revenge, he will make you regret your life. Bryan is a greatest boyfriend ever he will love you till the world ends. he is a great kissers but girls usually need to do the first move because the Bryan is shy, but once you know him he is the greatest person ever.
Bryan: *getting ready for free throws*
Person one: your nervous
Bryan: nervous? I'm the greatest F***en shooter in the league *drains the shoot*
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Girl one: Bryan?
Bryan: *looks up*
Girl one: I love you
Bryan: I love you too *smiles*
Girl one: *blushes*
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Bryan The Best , The Great, The Legend.
Person one: are you gonna hangout with Bryan?
Person two: hell ya
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Its a name it doesn't have anything to do with you're personality
Person: hey Bryan
Bryan: stereotypical greeting
Person: did you just say "stereotypical greeting" ?
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an absolute fucking spaztic dongus who enjoys fucking dead lithium battery cells
Joe: whos that guy who keeps on forgetting my cheese in my maccies
Jeremy: thats bryan bro
Joe: checks out tbh
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