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Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
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The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
Doing something for yourself when you can easily do it for 2 people
I grabbed my gloves but not hers from the truck. She yelled don't be a one way same
Another word for the forbidden dildo or poop
Bro come take a look at this one way dildo in the toilet. It's massive.
Euphemism for arsehole or anus
James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful
Jocular and/or euphemistic way of referring to suicide.
Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.