Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y
Patient Experience employees be like..
Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.
Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!
This term is an insult to use when someone is balding or look autistic
Girl 1: OMG look at janet she looks like a st jude patient
Girl 2: for real bro
Janet: 👩 🦼
The Federal Bureau of Investigations nickname for Hillary Clinton
While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.
If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.
Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.
Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.
You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.