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A prepackaged food which, despite poor quality, largely negative reviews, and inflated cost relative to comparable products, remains popular through the force of aggressive branding and the inertia of name-recognition.
Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.
Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".
My fortieth birthday party was just me, alone, with some Trump Steaks and a jar of relish. Guess I'm done with life, then.
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This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.
While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.
They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?
Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz
Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.
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Delicious looking feet you might see at the mall or on a college campus near you. You would desire putting A1 sauce on them and then putting them in and around your mouth.
Damn dude. Check out Jill's feet steaks.
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Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.
I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.
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A sausage made from beef, pork and/or veal, typically sliced.
Commonly referred to by those outside Appalachia as "bologna".
Growing up my favorite sandwich "aside from mayo on toast" was a trailer steak with a slice of cheese.
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to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne
your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma
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one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens
You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!
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